By popular demand, we bring you the next installment of Fun with Romance Scammers.When we last left you, my soulmate lover, Sandra Sam, was trying to get me to send her cash via Western Union so she could buy a passport, escape her Burkina Faso refugee camp, and come live with me in America with her deceased father's $8 million inheritance. (She was even going to send me the $8 million for safe keeping in my bank account while I waited for her to come be with me.)
But much has happened since then. For one thing, the romance scammer who impersonates the ficticious Sandra Sam has been tricked into going to the Burkina Faso Western Union station, thinking that $500 had been sent, only to be informed there is nothing there for him.
This is a humiliation for the African Internet scammers, and something they seek to avoid by insisting you send them the tracking number so they can go onto the Western Union website and ensure the transaction is real. As you can see below, however, our scammer was manipulated into making the journey without the number and had to endure the shame of a clerk telling him there is no such transaction.
This made him angry, of course. Yet through continued obfuscation and sleights of hand, the dummy keeps believing that my ridiculous ficticious character might somehow come through with the cash after recovering from a malaria-like illness.
At this point, who is scamming who? You decide.
Enjoy.
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From: Sandra Sam
To: PMMF Custodian
Sent: Saturday, June 27, 2009
7:46:41 PM
Subject: God bless yeu
My dearest
I feel on top of the world each time I tried to estimate the magnitude of encouragement your communications gives me any time I am compel to think of it. Anyway, I don’t really know what to say but all should be set aside until we meet face to face.
I felt more than exited reading your email to me because I have this believe that with you I can make it again in life. I love you but there is no way to express the love at this point in time hence I am not there with you, if you really love me, this is the time to prove it. Help me out, I ask the barrister the cost of obtaining an international passport and he told me that the consular accept the sum of £200 from the indigene.
Here is the information I collected from the reverend for you to send the passport fees if possible.
Name:
Romanus Obalim
Address/ bp 301 Ouaga Burkina
Nationality:
Burkina
Faso
Question/ YES
Answer/ SANDRA
My dear is you do this to me hhhhm I really don’t know how to express my feel but that should be pending until I come to your country.
Thanks and God Bless
Your
sincerely love
Sandra----------
From: PMMF Custodian
To: Sandra Sam
Sent: Sunday, June 28, 2009 9:16:32 AM
Subject: RE: God bless you
Sweet Sandra:
Once again, I am blown away by your loveliness, my sweet Sandra.
And I have terrific news for you, my dear. The funds have been sent! I have sent you $500 for extra spending money, as well as the passport. The funds should be immediately accessible. I do have the receipt but haven't been able to scan it because I don't have a scanner at home. But please, my dear, tell the Reverend to pick up the money at his earliest convenience, and let me know when you receive it.
Please respond back ASAP. I can't wait to hear from you. You are my love in my life, and you are my inspiration. Just you and me. Simple and free. Baby, you're everything I've ever dreamed of.
Your truest lover,
Poomfy Poo----------
From: Sandra Sam
To: PMMF Custodian
Sent: Monday, June 29, 2009 3:46:42 PM
Subject: Mail me the sender informations
My Dearest
Romanus was not able to receive the fund yesterday because the management of the western union insisted that the sender and receive name most be provided before they can release the fund.
so please if you're so occupy not been able to scan the payment slip, you can equally write down the information on the senders, the receiver name and secret question and answer please send it as possible as you can to enable us cash the fund here
and please dont forget to send the mtcn number'control num' 2. your information as the sender just as fill in the payment slip and the information i gave you as the receiver. i am waitin
thank you, i love you
thanks for giving me hope
your love Sandra----------
From: PMMF Custodian
To: Sandra Sam
Sent: Tuesday, June 30, 2009 9:55:15 AM
Subject: I am very concerned!
Sandra:
I am very concerned. Please look at the message I have pasted below, which I received this morning just I was about to scan the receipt from Western Union. How can this be? I find it unbelievable that someone else from Africa would have a large bank account they want me to get involved in, just after I have fallen in love with you and have done everything in my power to help you.
I have since learned there are many "scams" coming from Africa, including Burkina Faso, in which people pretend to have money and then somehow steal money from good people like me in the United States.
Please, please, please tell me this isn't true, Sandra. I am so very worried that I have been fooled and that I will be broken-hearted. I have already begun to make preparations in my home for you to live with me, and I sent you $500 dollars yesterday through Western Union, and there is no way I can get that money back.
Please, Sandra, tell me you are not a scam artist, and that you are real. I am very worried and upset.----------
From: Sandra Sam
To: PMMF Custodian
Sent: Tuesday, June 30, 2009 9:55:15 PM
Subject: RE: I am very concerned!
Dearest heart, good afternoon,
I have been crying throughout the day because i don't really know why things should turn out this way. Anyway, i have shown your message to the reverend, after reading through it, he advice me to warn you not to respond to those people any longer, thence he continue by telling me that these day, Africa is rated as one of major continent that are involve in scam activity as such, there is every possibility that those people are scams trying to catch a victim.
My dear, i am telling you the gospel truth, i don't know these people and i am not a scammer OK. i don't know how i can explain for you to understand but it is the lord almighty who sees the heart of all men can tell.
Please if you don't mind, i will suggest you create a new email address where we shall be communicating with each other, likewise me, i shall create a new one too and email you with it I wouldn't want any one to come between us and please keep away from those people before they get you into troubles.
You are saying that you sent your heard earning to me and i was like flattering or victimizing you, it is not true, it is not what you think, i swear and to be frank with you, i have not lay my hands on the fund. I want you to realize that i am not coming to you because of what you are but because of who you are, i am not interest in your money, the money that my dad left for me is more capable of satisfying all my wants though its out of reach at the moment.
I like you because of the words of encouragement and hope which you have bestow in me. Now i don't know where i went wrong that things should turn out this way.
Please forgive me if i offend you in anyway, for if not for the law abiding my fathers agreement with the bank, i would have withdraw the fund and continue my life maybe if we were predestined to united together, it would not have been this way.
I have seen that you are no longer the man i used to know, maybe its because of the emails you received. All the same, if you are truly sure that you sent me 500, then i need the information and mtcn numbers to enable romanus collect it and if you want the fund sent back to you, i will order it be done so. But if the fund is no longer there and you are sure of what you said, i promise you that as soon as i can get hold of the fund deposited on my behalf by my dad, i shall repay you the 500. Please bear with me
What i need now is the information and i want you to keep away from those people even if you dont love me any more.
i am stoping here with tears of sorrow in my heart
Thanks and God bless
Sandra----------
From: PMMF Custodian
To: Sandra Sam
Sent: Wednesday, July 1, 2009 12:36:12 PM
Subject: RE: I am very concerned!
Oh, Sandra. How much I want to believe. If you are not real and you are one of these scammers, then it is the cruelest joke that has ever been played upon me. All my life I have waited for a girl like you to come into my life. These photos that you sent me that I have carried with me everywhere – are they really you?
I want to believe so much. So very, very much. Do you understand that it is hard to think that I may have fallen in love with a fraud? I am not a fool, so I do know the risks of love. Love hurts. Love scars. Love wounds and marks any heart not tough or strong enough to take a lot of pain. To take a lot of pain.
Anyway, I wish I could have more assurance from you that you are real and that your love for me is true. Do you really love me, Sandra? Are you really the girl of my dreams?
As for the money – it is there. Romanus Obalim just has to get it with proper ID. It's just that simple.I have no way to get that money back, so even if you are fake, you might as well get it. I just pray and hope that you are real, Sandra. If you are real, I promise I will love you and take care of you forever and ever.
Your Worried Poomfy
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From: Sandra Sam
To: PMMF Custodian
Sent: Thursday, July 2, 2009 3:09:32 PM
Subject: RE: I am very concerned!
My dearest if only you can believe me, i am not a scam, i am a single girl of good reputations, i descended from a good family, i dislike any thing that will hurt my fellow human, thus if you think that loving me has cost you much pain, please pardon me.
Remember, love does not count on offense so if you really love me, forget about those obstacles let move on with our life for the bible Say ‘surely they will gathered but they will never come near us’ if you believe this saying, i want you to just create a new email where both of us will be communicating and don't try to communicate with those people any more OK.
Concerning the fund, i want you to know that it is not possible for Romanus to receive the fund you sent without the money transfer control number, senders information's, receiver information's, question and answer.
Please do hack other peoples fund here, as such, if all the above mentioned information is not provided, no one can receive the fund. That is how is done hear. So i want those informations and i want to know if i should resend the fund back to you after he may and cashed it or should i use it for the passport ? the choice is yours OK
But if only you can believe me The rev is no longer how because of how i have been disturbing him to allow me to send you a message so please lets forget this argument OK
I cannot lay the blame on you either because the email you received is somewhat suspicious, but that shouldn't make you to think i am fooling you no my heart ! is not what you think
I am sending my more of my pic maybe that would make you to believe and please i want yours in return and the payment info
You are still the one i love
Thanks
Sandra----------
From: PMMF Custodian
To: Sandra Sam
Sent: Thursday, July 2, 2009 10:38:30 PM
Subject: RE: I am very concerned!
Oh, my sweetest! These new photos are delightful. I am so attracted to your beauty, and I quiver uncontrollably for your touch. It just seems so hard to believe that a good Christian girl like you would be so cruel and greedy to run such a scam. Only a very terrible person would do such a thing, and I always want to believe the best of people. I always want to think that people are as good in their hearts and souls as I am.
Give me a little more time to pray and to find God's answer to this, and when I return home from work I will decide whether to send the account numbers you are requesting. If I decide to give the numbers, then it will be for you to keep and to use for your passport and other things that you need.If you are really not Sandra, but a scammer, I will never the funds again, anyway. I will now complete my day's work and talk with God about this decision. You must now that I want to believe you more than life itself. If you are not real, Sandra, it would devastate me and bring terrible suffering, humiliation and sadness. But if you are real, then I will be the happiest man on all the Earth.
I will get back to you shortly.
Your Hopeful Poomfy
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From: Sandra Sam
To: PMMF Custodian
Sent: Friday, July 3, 2009 9:14:12 AM
Subject: The Choice is yours
Ok the choice is yours; I like your idea but you know i belong to the school of thought who believes that a clear conscience fears no accusation
I am totally innocent of all that has happened but only if you can believe
And that “believing” is one of the fundamental reasons why I am somewhat scared of you. You claimed you love me yet you don’t trust me. Love without trust, its resultant can not go beyond fruitless because there won’t be concordance agreement
if you love me, let me have your picture
Like I said, the choice is yours
Yours heart
Sandra
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From: PMMF Custodian
To: Sandra Sam
Sent: Friday, July 3, 2009 1:47:18 PM
Subject: RE: The Choice is yours
Sandra, I am afraid that I will be such a fool if I love you and you turn out to be a fake. I do love you! But how silly will I be if you take the $500 I sent you and never speak to me again because you are a scammer?
But I think maybe you really are real. You must be, because of the beauty of your words and the FEELING I get from you that is so overwhelming, so full of love. Love, love, love. All you need is love. Love is all you need.I am still working, but I will be home tonight. I can send you this photo of me from work. I want to know what you think, Sandra, of how I look. Maybe you will see this and decide I am not attractive.
But maybe, just maybe, you will see this photo and you will still love me and want to be with me forever and ever. And then maybe I will know that you are real, that you are true.
Love,
Your Poomphy Poo Pooh
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From: Sandra Sam
To: PMMF Custodian
Sent: Saturday, July 4,
2009 12:22:43 PM
Subject: Dearest love
Dearest Lover
i have seen your photo, you are a handsome man you know. i wonder why you never wanted to send your pic to me until this time.
anyway the picture is nice, i love you and i promise to remain faithful to you till eternity only if you we can trust and understand each other.
please stop killing me!! why most you think i will made away with the money you claimed to have sent and stop communicating with you? no no! my dear you are getting it all wrong i cant live you, i need to make my way to USA only if you can give me the opportunity. i want to come and stay with you.
the point is that you don't really know the rate of hardship that i am facing here right now; i need to move out from this place. stop saying that i will run away, no not at all.
despite the hardship, i can equally instruct Romanus to resend the money back to you as soon as he collect it. maybe that is what you want
all the same, i am desperately waiting for the payment information as soon as you get home so that the fund can be pulled before some other person tamper it you know this is africa. i wish you journey mercy on your way back to home and the lord help you in all your endeavourslost for loveeeeeeeeeee
Sandra
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From: PMMF Custodian
To: Sandra Sam
Sent: Saturday, July 4, 2009 7:17:52 PM
Subject: RE: Dearest love
Oh, Sandra, I am so relieved that you find me to be so handsome. My mother thinks I am the best looking man she has ever seen, you know. She still likes to give me my haircuts.Life has not been easy for me, yet I have always succeeded in my professional endeavors because of my IQ of 220 and the fact that I have psychic powers unlike others who may mock me, such as the many women who have giggled at my manhood.
Sandra I have given this much thought, and I do apologize to you sincerely, my sweetest sugary buttercup, if you were at first offended that I called your love into question.
But I know that I love you, Sandra. I want you to be my wife and be the living host of my progeny. It is important that I spawn, Sandra. This brings me to some difficult matters that I must confess to you that so that a huge weight would lift off my shoulders.
Sandra, I have never kissed a girl, or even held a girl's hand. I am unsure about the process of sex and delivering my seed. Does this disgust you? Will you run away from me? Do you think me a loser and a dog? If you can still see my beauty, even with this horribly embarrassing admission, I will know you are my sweetest love of the cosmos, my star-crossed girl toy.
Yours Forever,
Poomfy Lover Boy
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From: PMMF Custodian
To: Sandra Sam
Sent: Tuesday, July 7, 2009 10:31:35 AM
Subject: Where are you?
Well, I can see that you are disgusted by me now. You think I am unattractive and you have no desire to train me in the sexual arts. I am sorry, sweet Sandra, that you find me so horrible. I am heart-broken, and I have lost $500 for nothing. The money does not matter, however. It is your love that is the deepest loss of all.
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From: PMMF Custodian
To: Sandra Sam
Sent: Thursday, July 9, 2009 8:25:15 PM
Subject: WHY???
Sandra, why? Why have you forsaken me?
My mind is crazy with thoughts about you. Have you decided to leave me? Or has something happened and you're in danger? I have gone through dozens of Kleenex boxes. My home is overrun with piles of tissues.
Please, if you love me, let me know if you're OK. I have decided you must be real, my sweet, and that our love is true.
From this moment forward, I promise I will no longer doubt you. But you must let me know you're still there, and that you still love me.
I am yours forever!
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From: Sandra Sam
To: PMMF Custodian
Sent: Friday, July 10, 2009 2:25:34 PM
Subject: RE: WHY???
Dearest I know you are not worried over my ignorance from responding promptly to your email, hence you know the reason why its so.
Why you do you to accuse me of what I am innocent of? Is it because I beg to assist me in obtaining a pas port? If you never wanted to assist me, why not let me know
rather than accusing me of what I did not do whereby you sent nothing.
You see I now realize you don’t Love me, as a result of that, I shall not respond to you any more until you sent the payment slip which you claimed to have sent in the name of romanus. You have cost me pain, I accuse bro romanus for stilling the money that was sent to me not knowing that you actually did not sent a penny.
I must get to the root of this matter! so if you really sure of what you said and if you still desire to communicate with me, do not hesitate from sending the payment info as you claim or tell me the true that you did not send the fund.
Don’t border to reply if my request is not granted because I am not going to respond until I get to the truth of this issue.
God
Bless you
Sandra
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From: PMMF Custodian
To: Sandra Sam
Sent: Saturday, July 11, 2009 9:41:10 AM
Subject: RE: WHY???
Sandra, I am so ashamed. I have sobbed on soggy, drippy wet pillows for two days now. I could not even get of bed or go to work. You must think that I am such a terrible loser, and that just KILLS ME. All my life I have been waiting for a girl like you, and then you finally come along and I blow it.
I have no excuse, except my own mistake. You are right. The money did not come for this Mr. Romanus. I made a mistake and sent it the name of Reverend John Dialo. I have been so busy working on my revolutionary patents that I must have sent the wrong name.So can the reverend pick up the money with his ID? I am so very very sorry. I see how how you must think I am so stupid, and I am thinking about ending my own life. Despite my superhuman genius, I have long felt a failure, and this could be the final straw if I lose you.
Baby, it was just a mistake! For this, my little sweet pimple puppy, I can only beg your forgiveness. And I know I was also wrong about doubting you and thinking you a scammer.
I am wrong about everything! If you do not reply, or never want to speak to me again, I understand. I can only say that I am a scared little man, and that I get nervous and afraid all the time, and this makes me screw things up. Sometimes, sweet Sandra, I spend hours and hours doing nothing but sitting alone while trembling, crying and making anguished mewling noises.I will do anything to make this right for you. Let me know what I can do.
Very humbly yours,
Poomfy Poop Head
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From: Sandra Sam
To: PMMF Custodian
Sent: Monday, July 13, 2009 4:34:47 PM
Subject: My dearest
Dearest i never meant to hurt you, the point is that people don't really value what they have until they lost it..
I gave you my heart and all but all that i get in returns are negative expression and false accusation.
I told you about the trouble i make with romanus over the money you claimed to have sent with his name where by you did not send any, now you want to involve the reverend. do you expect me to believe you? what is your proof which shows that you actually make the payment with father john's name? or do you want me to start making trouble with him? no no please keep away from me.the reverend is the only person that really care for me in this whole globAL wORLD and now you are looking for a way to put misunderstanding among us. why?
please i repeat again keep away and if you want me to believe you, then send the western union payment slip which you used in making the payment.
no proof no responds PLEASE! PLEASE!!
bye for now and God bless
YOURS...Sandra
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From: PMMF Custodian
To: Sandra Sam
Sent: Wednesday, July 15, 2009 7:55:15 AM
Subject: RE: My dearest
Sandra, why did it take you so long to get back to me? Do you understand the emotional trauma I've been going through? I was convinced you don't love me anymore, and that you had moved on and left me. I have bitten off all my nails and am now chewing the flesh of my raw bleeding cuticles.
Sweetie poo poo, I don't have the receipt any more. I thought you were gone and I just wrote the $500 off as a loss. What should I do? And is this all you care about? The money, the money, the money! What about me? What about my poor poor little sputtering heart?
Darling, I will get the money to you, but please just let me know that you love me still, and that you still want to be my one and only truest lover. If you do, I will send you another $500 and copy and scan the receipt for you immediately and email it to you.
I had no idea that sending a Western Union thing is so utterly complicated! Why must it be this difficult? But I promise I will send it to you immediately with all the freaking infernal numbers, etc., if you will once again pledge to me your eternal love and devotion.
I am in New York City now, doing some more business. Several government agencies want to purchase my new patents. I think you will see, if you come to live with me, that I have all the money you could ever want. I have so much! I don't even know where to spend it. This is why I've always needed a special lady to share it with, and delight my skinny flesh.
You see? Your father's inheritance doesn't mean a thing to me. What I want more than anything is your love and devotion, and I need you to have my babies. I believe it is my destiny to have a son who will eventually take over my company and carry on my important work, including my miraculous atomizing multidimensional transporter, which has given me entry into two-dimensional worlds populated by sentient kitchen appliances and dancing candelabras.
For this, my sweet, I need you. Please get back to me as soon as possible. My poor little quivering heart cannot take too much more of this, and I'm having terrible gas pains. I need to get on with this, and I have concluded you are not a fake. What I need, however, is your promise to be my loving wife and the bearer of my fruit.
Love,
Your Suffering Poomfy Heart
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From: Sandra Sam
To: PMMF Custodian
Sent: Thursday, July 16, 2009 9:51:11 PM
Subject: Today is new
Dearest
How are you today?
I carefully read your email I came to understand that I still have a place In your heart. I want you to know that it’s never my intention to bring about such magnitude of pain in your life but when you take a closer look at the accusations you level against Romanus, I need no mathematician to tell me that you have not been true to me.
I mean it scare me alot even until this very point in time. Though we have not seen each other with our naked eyes ever since the beginning of this relationship but that should not give you the impetus to consider others irresponsible as you may think, it is not proper, that is just what denies me the impression to believe you anymore because you don’t trust me, you don’t tell me the truth yet you purported to have an atom of love for me.
You tell me lies now that I am not in the state with you, what happens them when we will be living together? May be you will be maltreating me???
Any way, you have seen the reason why I insisted you send those payment slip not because I am so interest in the money after all, I have been surviving without you all these day but just to believe in you.
I am still floating in the air! Please put me in the right path, stop toiling around with me to enable me determine my stands.
I know you have all the money in the world but you must understand that my dad was a very rich man, I have seen money; money don’t push me, I never fall in love with you just because of what you have, I have not seen you physically and I can not ascertain your class or financial capability but all that I know is I love you because of who you are, your sensational expressions, your words of encouragement and your seriousness in your businesses just as you told me. But on the long run when you started lying to me, I was compelled to discover that I am stepping my toes on the wrong path.
Finally, my people use to say that when the left hand washes the right, the same measure should also be given to the left. Thus you cannot expect me to be expressing how much love I have for you while I am here facing multitude of hardship all day long. If you really love me, if I have a little hole right there in your heart, you must put in your possible best to get me out from this country to your country.
I can marry you but we have to stay for a while and understand each other the better before jumping into marriage you know marriege is something you do once and forever So if you desire to help good and fine, if you don’t alright
Thank you
Sweet dreams
Lost for love
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From: PMMF Custodian
To: Sandra Sam
Sent: Friday, July 17, 2009 6:36:50 PM
Subject: RE: Today is new
Thank you so much for this message of love and hope. Once again, my dearest schnookums, I feel tingly and alive with love for you. The thought of you gives me such frisky pants!
As I said, I am currently in New York in the midst of important negotiations over my Extenze and Enzyte patents, which are proving fruitful and erect. Once I get a free minute, I shall send you $1,000 at a Western Union somewhere here in Manhattan.
Is that enough, sugar blossom? Or should I send you more? And to whom should I send it this time? Would it be Romanus Arabhim? Is he angry with me for going to the Western Union station and having the embarrassment of the funds not being there for him? If so, I am very sorry and I promise it will not happen again.
Please let me know ASAP, my loveliest bird of paradise. And please know I would never mistreat you, or put you in my dungeon. I want you to give birth to my hatchlings and be my lovely wife. I could never hurt you.I am yours forever and ever and ever,
Poomfy Kissey Man
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From: Sandra Sam
To: PMMF Custodian
Sent: Saturday, July 18, 2009 6:14:09 AM
Subject: Hello my love
yes you can use the information of romanus to send the money but please if your intention is to flatter, please stop it and if you know that you won't send the payment slip to me here to enable of recieve the fund after you may have made the payment over there, please dont border to send...
i am waitin as you said
i pray for you to have successful business over there in New York and i wish you safe return.thanks for the sweet email and promises
yours lovely
Sandra
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From: PMMF Custodian
To: Sandra Sam
Sent: Saturday, July 18, 2009 2:21:03 PM
Subject: RE: Hello my love
Sweestest Sandra, how exhausted I am in my dealings here in New York. And yesterday I became very sick with a stomach virus in which I was violently expelling feces and vomit. How I wish you were here to tend to my sore little bottom.
Tomorrow I return to Texas, and I will make the Western Union payment. Tell me once again the last name of Romanus. I am afraid I have misplaced this information. Also, tell me again the correct address in Burkina Faso.
Your sickly lover,
Poomfy Poopy Puke
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From: Sandra Sam
To: PMMF Custodian
Sent: Sunday, July 19, 2009 9:41:12 AM
Subject: Dearest
Dearest, i am so sorry for your illness, the sound of it made me to fall prostrate on the floor asking the living God to lay his healing hands on you and i am so convince that you have receive the healing where ever you may be now.
please my dear ;don't fall seek, if you do, whose gonna help me out from this camp? if the stomach problem persist, i think you should see the doctor for better prescription
you can count on me, i am by your side always and you know that a situation like this is one of the fundamental reason why i wanted to come over to your country, to be assisting you in time of happiness and sickness though it never my potion for you to fall sick.
here is the information you requested but i want you to abide to my previous advice. if you know that sending the payment slip after you may have made the payment will be a problem, it is better you don't border sending it
so if you really desire to help me, here is the information you have to use and try as possible as you can to send the payment slip as well.
Name: Romanus Obalim
Address/ bp
301 Ouaga Burkina
Nationality:
Burkina Faso
Question/ YES
Answer/ SANDRA
Thank you and may God
heal and bless you.
Sandra
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From: PMMF Custodian
To: Sandra Sam
Sent: Sunday, July 19, 2009 7:32:15 PM
Subject: RE: Dearest
Oh, how lovely it is to receive your precious words of healing and hope. I am still suffering but have just been able to ladle some porridge into my parched lips and drink some milk of magnesia. Because of my illness, I have been unable to travel and am still not home.
Mostly, I lay here in this hotel room bed, and moan and groan for the sweet nestling of your sumptuous bosom. How much do I long for your loving embrace! I am hoping that I will be able to catch a flight to Texas tomorrow or the next day. I have been very ill. My dearest and bestest friend, Julio Iglesias, believes I have suffered food poisoning from eating a soiled batch of jumbo conches, possibly containing soured sperm whale ejaculates.
My dear, I grow so weary sitting up in bed and typing this that I must again rest and pray that the magnesia milk and porridge help regain my strength. I have the information about about Romanus, and the address. And when I make the payment in Texas, I will send along a scanned copy of the receipt with the appropriate tracking information.
Yours lovliest,
Poomfers-----------
From: Sandra Sam
To: PMMF Custodian
Sent: Monday, July 21, 2009 3:47:56 PM
Subject: How are you?
Dearest
How are you today? hope you are getting better...anyway, i keep on praying for you to recover from that sickness and return home safely, and i know that God almighty shall harken to the voice of my suplications.
i am still waiting for your promises and i believe that you wont flatter me anymore this time.
Good Wishes...
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From: PMMF Custodian
To: Sandra Sam
Sent: Thursday, July 23, 2009 10:11:43 AM
Subject: RE: How are you?
Ms. Sam:
This is not PMMF Custodian. I'm afraid he is in bad shape with what appears to be some form of malaria or dysentery. The doctors are still conducting tests. He is currently hospitalized in New York, and has given me instructions to respond to his e-mails and make phone calls on his behalf until his condition improves. I am not sure who you are, but he mentioned that I should inform a "Sandra" that he regrets his inability at this time to respond to you and hopes he will be able to contact you directly soon. He is a compassionate and benevolent man, and he has spoken very highly of you. We are hopeful for his quick return to good health.
Sincerely,
Mary Tyler Moore
Lead Administrator
PMMF Enterprises
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From: Sandra Sam
To: PMMF Custodian
Sent: Friday, July 31, 2009 4:56:12 PM
Subject: in my prayers
HELLO SWEET HEART, how is your health?
i have been so worried over your illness hoping that you will write to tell me that you have recover but to know avail.
please get back to me, ever since i got a responds from a friend of yours who claimed that you instructed him to reply me, tears has been my daily hobby. all night long, my pilo is been soaked with tears. i am going crazy, i don't know what to do, the situation is becoming unbearable to me.why must sickness attack you now that i need you most.
please come back to me
you are still the one i love and i do put you in my prayer even at this point in time.
may God heal you
Sandra
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